Weekly Idol Ep.285 - Bigbang part2
(Last week: Finally BIGBANG OT5 enters underground 3rd floor) (Seungri: Hello! BIGBANG!)
(10 years variety's memorable painting) (Daesung: Hello, I'm BIGBANG's Fantastic Boy~) (G-Dragon: Mental support~)
(MADE IN WEEKLY IDOL) (T.O.P: Natural smoky eyes / Seungri: Undeniable charming man) (Taeyang: Burning man, Taeyang!)
(With BIGBANG, a program which did everything) (Doni: You didn't change even after 3 years...)
(Doni: Did you just pooped?!)
(Big laughter explosion in underground 3rd floor now!)
(Regardless how sad am I, I will smile)
(Tiredness or pain, I will endure them)
(If the music changes, FXXK IT)
(I am dance, dance is me, dance & me is one)
(Acoustic group BIGBANG, dance missing incident?)
(The variety veterans came with strategies to make you laugh)
(BIGBANG Part 2, STARTS NOW!)
Doni: Together with BIGBANG, the CEO is paying! Show Me the CEO Card!
Daesung: Saka? *Should be Sajang Card, Saka is simplified*
(Clapping even though they didn't know what is that) Doni: Using the CEO's personal card~
[The one who succeed the mission within the time limit will get a present from the CEO] Doni: If you succeed the missions... Daesung: Company's card? Saka?
Doni: It's not corporation card~ Daesung: Saka~~~!
(NO corporation card, it's CEO's personal card) Doni: Personal card! / Daesung: Personal card~ Coni: He has to use his own money
Coni: CEO Yang bought BLACKPINK... Doni: Refrigerator and computer!
Coni: After they succeed the mission
(Oh right) Coni: You can buy things like that! Doni: That's why!
Doni: We know all of you are actually affordable to buy these things
(Receiving gift by using CEO's card feels good) Doni: But it's more significant if it's bought by the CEO
(How about buying a shop in Hongdae by using YG-nim's card?) Coni: If it's CEO Yang, let's buy a shop in Hongdae~
Coni: A shop~
Coni: Tell us one thing that you want the most
Doni: Taeyang~
(BIGBANG's wishlist reveal!) Taeyang: This is very ambiguous, actually~
(Serious) (Thinking) Taeyang: What is the standard? Coni: Because you can afford anything you want?
Taeyang: It's not because of that
(Careful cornea-nim added a computer to the cart) Taeyang: I want a computer then~ Doni: Computer! / Coni: i7~
Doni: Taeyang has chosen~ How about Daesung?
(Sweet scalp-nim added an air purifier to the cart) Daesung: I want an air purifier! / Coni: Air purifier~
Coni: Air purifier confirmed! Let's buy a Swiss brand!
(Con-promoter is raising the price) Daesung: Good! X2
(Call) Coni: I'm using it, it's good! Daesung: Ah hyung nim, good!
Doni: How about T.O.P?
T.O.P: Because I like furnitures~
(Art lover, Choi Seung Hyun ssi the chair collector) T.O.P: I want a chair! / Doni: Chair?
(Do you want that famous prefabricated chair?) Doni: What chair? / Coni: You can just buy it with 30,000 won, if you go to (shop name)
Doni: You have to build it up yourself~
T.O.P: I want the designed one!
Daesung: Ah! This? X4
(Strong achilles tendon-nim added a designer chair to the cart) T.O.P: I'll choose the designer furniture in the Cheongdamdong furniture shop~
Coni: A small chair by the designer furniture shop~
(Raise the price more?) (Or no?) T.O.P: Yes, is it too cheap? Should I raise the price?
Taeyang: This is actually very hard, because...
(YG-nim's size is way bigger than normal people) Taeyang: According our CEO's size, these are just very small...
(Revealing the real wishlist) T.O.P: Let's do it like this, gather all our wishlist and just
(Straightforward) T.O.P: Give us a BIGBANG villa! *HAHHAHAHA YASSSS*
(It's not for entertainment, it's a place for work) T.O.P: We can produce our album there, sleep there~
(Are you watching, YG-nim?) Coni: It's good~ T.O.P: Somewhere like Yangpyeong, something like 3 or 4 floors~
(Words he wanted to tell the CEO) T.O.P: We would have lots of fun there~
Coni: You want it~
Coni: Seungri / Doni: How about our Seungri?
(Muddleheaded Adam's apple-nim added an air purifier to the cart) Seungri: I want an air purifier too, the Swiss brand~ Doni: Air purifier~ / Coni: Air purifier is good!
Doni: How about GD?
(So hard...Especially...)
(Because he's GD, he doesn't seems like lying) Doni: You have everything? / G-Dragon: Yes... Coni: He actually have everything right?
T.O.P: Let's go for a villa!
(Dinner?) G-Dragon: For me, a dinner! / Doni: Dinner? G-Dragon: Yes / Doni: Why?
G-Dragon: Because we have worked for 10 years
(All YG staffs dinner coupon) G-Dragon: I want to have a dinner with all the staffs~ Doni: Ah! Like SM! Going to Hawaii altogether!
G-Dragon: Yes, having dinner altogether~
(Raising their ears) Seungri: SM...SM had dinner at Hawaii? Doni: They went altogether this time!
Coni: If it's BIGBANG, because Hawaii is common~
(Unconditionally promoting a bigger size) Doni: Go to a better place! Coni: Go to Africa! Ibiza!
(Super celeb giving reaction) DoniConi: Ibiza! Seungri: OH! IBIZA! YEAH!
(Oh yeah) (So happy) Seungri: OH! IBIZA! YEAH!
Doni: He's so happy already~ Coni: As expected, Seungri time~
Taeyang: Let's go to Jeju Island~ Daesung: Jeju Island is good! / G-Dragon: Jeju Island vacation~
(Sexy philtrum-nim added YG Jeju Island dinner coupon to the cart) Doni: Jeju Island, as a group? / G-Dragon: Yes Coni: Group vacation~
T.O.P: Or give each of us a Dol Hareubang~ *Dol Hareubang = Rock statues on Jeju Island*
Doni: Dol what? Coni: Dol Hareubang! One for each of them
Coni: T.O.P! You are feeling really good today, right? T.O.P: Yes~
(Hehet) Coni: Look at how happy T.O.P is!
Doni: Ah! The gift can be only for yourself~
[They can only choose the gift for their own selves] Coni: Only for GD personally~ G-Dragon: For me...
Coni: How about a computer? Choose a computer~
(Sexy philtrum-nim added a notebook to the cart) G-Dragon: Then I want a laptop! Doni: Laptop~ / Coni: For game?
(That machine with a apple scent) G-Dragon: Apple! X2 DoniConi: Apple~
Seungri: Then I want to change to this too!
(Muddleheaded Adam's apple added a notebook to the cart) Doni: Apple? X3 / Taeyang: I'm Apple too! Doni: Air purifier~ / Daesung: Air purifier!
(Card enters) Doni: Good! Please welcome the card!
G-Dragon: What? X2
(Why is my wallet there...?) Seungri: It's our wallets?
(Procedure to let the owners check their wallets) Doni: Please check whether these are yours~
G-Dragon: Why are you giving us these?
(Something strong is coming) Doni: Let's reveal the corner's name again~
Doni: Let's start now~
(BIGBANG's personal cards commemoration) Doni: BIGBANG is paying!
DoniConi: Show Me the Personal Card!
(Only understand the situation now) T.O.P: Ah, we are paying~
G-Dragon: Who are we giving the presents to? Daesung: No, you didn't tell us this Coni: Please listen to this~
T.O.P: Luckily we didn't want a villa! We almost fall into a big trap!
Doni: Do you want a villa?
(That's why we are stopping you from doing that...) Coni: How is the dinner?
[GD campaign: Dinner should be cheap and simple] G-Dragon: We will just have a cheap one~
Doni: Betting your personal card,
Doni: For example, there is a GD's mission~
Doni: If 4 of you succeed,
Doni: One of you will be chosen to use GD's card to buy the present~
G-Dragon: So I'm buying for them? / MCs: Yes~
(No worry, 1 person 1 gift) Taeyang: To one person? / Doni: Only one! Coni: Except GD~
G-Dragon: Why should we do this?
(Creating a random reason) Doni: Because you've work together for 10 years, your teamwork~
(Unexpectedly he got convinced so easily) Doni: They sacrificed so much, so you have to show your appreciation~ G-Dragon: I got it~
Daesung: Then should we change them?
Daesung: Jolli * Saddo * *I think he's listing the junk foods*
[Customers cannot change their products suddenly] Coni: You can't do that~
G-Dragon: What is the mission?
Doni: First mission! GD is paying~
(GD? Me?) Doni: First mission! GD is paying~
Doni: Show me the Nyong card~
Doni: Please take out your card~ Coni: GD card~ / Doni: Please go this way~
(Nyong card's owner please take a seat) Coni: He will escort you there~ Escort you~
(Anticipating) (Anticipating)
(This is the legendary black card) Doni: Please keep spinning this~ Keep spinning~ Coni: Hold here, and personally spin it please~
(We have a high class spinner which is 100% manual) G-Dragon: Is it manual? / Coni: Yes it is~
Doni: First mission~ During Weekly Idol, GD showed a legendary gwiyomi~
(VIP's forever specimen, legendary GD gwiyomi song) Doni: First mission~ During Weekly Idol, GD showed a legendary gwiyomi~
Doni: Let's take a look~
(High quality visual) (He's only looking at the screen... why am I having a heart attack)
(Deep sigh)
(26 year old little Jiyong-ie's legendary gwiyomi)
(The person in charge of aegyo is very focused)
(Frozen)
(Stone T.O.P)
(Why is that hyung being like that..)
(Why was I like that...)
Doni: After watching this video, how do the members feel?
T.O.P: It was disturbing~
(Hing) G-Dragon: Wasn't hyung the one who told me to do it?
(Best couple winners are arguing) Doni: You wanted to it~ That's why you kept doing it! G-Dragon: I did it because you taught me
Daesung: I feel like Seungri will do better than this~ Doni: This is very easy~
Doni: The 4 of you will do gwiyomi, and for the person who did it the cutest, GD will get you a gift~
(Spin) (Spin) Doni: GD is the judge~
Coni: Do you have any standards?
(What is the standard for BIGBANG Gwiyomi battle?) Daesung: Does it have to be super cute or do you want the cuteness to be fresh?
Taeyang: What are your standards?
(The cuteness that will make him angry) G-Dragon: Something that will make me angry after watching it
Daesung: I will give it a try! Doni: Ahh~ A gwiyomi that will make you angry~ G-Dragon: Because it's too cute
[From now on, this will be on VIP's playlist forever] Daesung: Do we have to do it until 6? Doni: Until 6~ / Daesung: Ah okay I understand
[From now on, this will be on VIP's playlist forever] G-Dragon: You can also add some freestyle to your gwiyomi~
(BIGBANG's legendary gwiyomi battle) (Contestant #1 Daesung) Daesung: I will start now~ Doni: GD is the judge~
Daesung: Ah~ So I look at hyung while doing it~ G-Dragon: Please don't look at me! Face the camera!
(Starting to be embarrassed when he's about to do it) Daesung: Can I start now?
(Feeling pressure after 9 years) Daesung: This is the first time in a while that I am having so much pressure~ Ah seriously~
Doni: Let's go~ DoniConi: 5,6,7,8~
(He's already grinning at the beginning)
(Doni hyung's emergency iron)
(Killer eye smile appeared)
(Keep your eyes open and watch my gwiyomi)
(It's like he ate 890426 gwiyomi fruits)
(Completely new concept, the lizard aegyo)
(PEEKABOO)
(Honest smile)
(Gwiyomi service)
(Gwiyomi service KANGYOMI)
(Just like he's doing a concert, a legendary gwiyomi) Doni: THAT WAS A LEGENDARY ONE! Coni: NUMBER 1! NUMBER 1!
Daesung: I want to receive my air purifier~
Coni: He has to get his air purifier! Daesung: AIR PURIFIER SMELL! *YASSS BIGBANG'S SECRET GARDEN*
(Next contestant is unable to smile) Doni: That was so legendary!
(Kangyomi's super destruction) G-Dragon: That was way too strong as the first~
(Air purifier that made Daesung go insane)
(COME ON AIR PURIFIER)
(Self-hypnosis) (I am cute... I am cute...) Doni: The judge is still GD~
Doni: Who should go next?
(BIGBANG's legendary gwiyomi battle) (Contestant #2 Taeyang) G-Dragon: Let's just go in order~ DoniConi: TAEYANG!
(Worried 1) (Worried 2) (Nervous) (Relaxed)
(Everything became pitch black before his eyes) Coni: Notebook notebook~ / Doni: Let's go~
(This judge is enjoying these scenes) G-Dragon: That was too strong~
Taeyang: I really can't do well on this
(Confidence rapidly decreasing) Taeyang: But I'll give it a try~ Doni: It's okay~ Be comfortable~
(Taeyang's gwiyomi is about to start)
(Mental breakdown)
(Unable to watch any further~ My friend's business)
(FXXK IT) Coni: Keep doing! You were doing great~
(Since just now, these 2 Seunghyuns became stones)
Doni: At least it's kinda funny
(Watching it from his finger gaps because he was too shy)
(Gwiyomi causes your brain to have a brief memory loss) Taeyang: 1... 6... Daesung: It's 6+6~ / Taeyang: Huh?!
(Dongyomi has completed)
(You've worked hard Youngbae-ah~) Doni: Wow this can actually make you have a heart attack~
Taeyang: Sorry... I am really bad at this... *NO YOUNGBAE YOU WERE ADORABLE*
Doni: I am anticipating this one~ T.O.P~
T.O.P: Ah his was too strong!
(Strong Candidate Daesung) Doni: Gwiyomi full of rich soul~
(BIGBANG's legendary gwiyomi battle) (Contestant #3 T.O.P) Doni: We are starting~ Coni: HE'S ALREADY STARTING! X2
*FLIPS TABLE BINGU TOP IM SO DONE WITH YOU XD <3*
(This is what gwiyomi means to me)
(Whatever he does, it's above the expectation)
(Using his life to waste his good looks)
(Omo I must watch this)
(Showing his gums)
(Choi Seung Hyun's real self has been awaken)
(You can't take your eyes off from this gwiyomi party)
Doni: 6+6! THE LAST ONE!
(HEARTBEAT STOPPED)
(I can't end like this)
(I cant end like this! Being abnormal again)
(Got tortured because he was next to hyung)
(Real flustered)
(GWIYOMI TABI)
(Tabyomi who opened a new gwiyomi world) Doni: Ah that was good! / Coni: That was his acting!
Doni: Ah Seunghyun! Your charms are unique! That was amazing! Coni: You did well!
(He doesn't even need to do much but we already know Seungri will do well) Doni: Last person~ / Coni: This is variety!
(BIGBANG's gwiyomi starter Seungri) Taeyang: Among us, Seungri was the first one to start doing gwiyomi~
Seungri: Are we not supposed to do distrubing ones? Doni: Yes~ Disturbing ones~ Seungri: I am very good at doing disturbing ones~
(BIGBANG's legendary gwiyomi battle) (Contestant #4 Seungri)
(It's still pretty normal at the moment)
(Universe's strongest gwiyomi attack) Seungri: YOU~~~ YOU~~~
(Body reaction)
(Doing it alone)
(After 11 years, our maknae is still amazing) Seungri: Nobody nobody but you!
(The cringy gwiyomi that needs to be stopped) G-Dragon: YAH! I'll buy it to you! I'll buy it!
G-Dragon: I can't watch any longer!!!!
Seungri: THERE'S MORE!!!!
G-Dragon: IT WAS TOO DISTURBING! Seungri: THERE'S MORE!!!! X2
(That's what GD wants, gwiyomi that will make his whole body on fire) G-Dragon: I ALMOST THREW UP! Doni: He only did it till 2!
(I'M SSONGRI! I HAVE TO DO GWIYOMI!) Seungri: I only did till 2+2!!
G-Dragon: AH I HATE IT! Coni: We want to see the rest!
(Show me the Nyong card: Seungri's victory confirmed) Doni: It's already confirmed that Seungri won! It's confirmed! Coni: Nobody Nobody~~
Doni: Now it's 3+3~
(Seungyomi continues once again)
(How far will this go..) Seungri: Uncle, please give me some meat~
(I CAN'T HANDLE THIS GWIYOMI ANYMORE)
(Burning) (Burning)
(NOT CARING NOT CONCERNED, CONTINUES WITH GWIYOMI)
(This level is nation's aegyo man) Seungri: NA NANANA SWAAA~~
(EVEN THOUGH IT HURTS THE EYES, BUT WE CAN'T HELP BUT WATCH IT)
(OUR SEUNGRI GOOD JOB) *BGM is GLAM's I Like That (I think lolol don't bash me)*
(Dizzy) (Dizzy)
(The anticipated gwiyomi long march's end)
(Congrats! Seungri won a notebook) Doni: The winner is Seungri!!!
(RESPECT) Coni: Notebook~~ Daesung: Wow! That was so daebak...!!
(Coni hyung can't forget about Seungri's gwiyomi) Coni: The ones at the back~ You made it up right?
(DEHET) Seungri: YOU~~~
Doni: Show me the personal card~
(Verification shot with the winner) Doni: GD, please take a card verification photo with Seungri~
G-Dragon: How should we do this?
(Happy) (Happy) DoniConi: Take it with Seungri~
(Nyong card => Confirmed buying Seungri a notebook)
(Stole the hyungs' heart, you~~~) DoniConi: You~~~
(Encore aegyo) Seungri: YOU~~~
(Shocked)
Doni: So our Seungri won a notebook now~
Doni: Next! Show Me the Personal Card~
Coni: Daesung is paying! Show Me the Ssong Card!
Coni: Yah Daesung-ssi, please place your card there~
(It's been a long time since the last use of Ssong Card) Seungri: Yah, Daesung hyung seldom uses his card~
Doni: What is his size? *He meant how much he spends regularly*
Seungri: Daesung hyung neither buy gift for others nor receive gifts~
(BIGBANG's Neutral Daesung) Seungri: He's the most neutral member compared to anyone of us
Coni: It is said that our Daesung is in charge of waist in BIGBANG~
(In charge of waist in BIGBANG: Hot Body, Daesung) Coni: It is said that the flexibility of his waist is very good, is this true?
(If it's about waist, he's No. 1) Daesung: If it's about waist, then yes Coni: So it's true? / Daesung: I have confidence!
Coni: So we have prepared something for this~
Coni: Go down, Gomu Gomu! Daesung: What is this? *Gomu = Rubber*
Coni: GO DOWN! GOMU GOMU! PLEASE COME IN!
(Curious) Doni: It's been a long time! Daesung & G-Dragon: What is this?
Coni: The person will bend their waist and see how far they can touch, and the most flexible person will get to use Daesung's card~
(The winner will be determined in 3 seconds) Doni: You only need to hold it for 3 seconds~ And that'll be the end~
Doni: You can use Daesung's card to buy presents if you win~
(Sneakily practicing) Doni: You can use Daesung's card to buy presents if you win~
Doni: Who wants to go first?
Doni: Should we start with maknae?
(BIGBANG Gomu Gomu King Competition) Doni: Seungri! / Seungri: I really can't do this! Coni: I think Seungri can't even reach 30cm~
(Slightly worried) Coni: 2 notebooks~
(From the start he's already crying) Doni: You can do it~
(Already mid 20s, can't compare his flexibility from the past)
(Mochi hands trying his hardest to bend downwards)
(Hyungs are silently observing) Coni: You didn't even touch it yet!
(What is this person doing?) (Warming up) DoniConi: Tell us when you're ready!
(T.O.P & Taeyang sensed a crisis) Coni: You're doing well~ X2 Doni: Knees have to be straight~
(Underground 3rd floor became Taereung Training Center) Coni: The back are already warming up~ *Taereung = A place where Korean athletes train*
(Serious) Doni: Excuse me! This is not a Taereung Training Center!
(I HAVE TO WIN)
(Maknae is ready when the hyungs are warming up) Coni: 1,2! Are you ready?
Coni: LET'S GO! SEUNGRI LET'S GO! YOU CAN DO THIS!
(Breeders are helping the baby panda to exercise)
Doni: Keep your knees straight! *WAILS IN KOREAN*
MCs: Keep your knees straight! (MOMMY! I WANT TO GO HOME...)
(Baby panda who can't keep his knees straight)
(Super worried) Coni: When he was bending his knees, he barely reached 10cm!
*WAILS IN KOREAN FOR THE SECOND TIME*
DoniConi: It's okay!! It will end soon!!!
(Silent scream) Doni: HOW MANY?
(Seungri's hands have worked hard~)
(Shaking) (Shaking)
(Baby panda Seungri's flexibility record: 12cm) Doni: Seungri 12cm~ X2
(This person is more nervous~ Why?) Coni: That was already very good!
Doni: It seems like you can get 2 notebooks!
(They can rechallenge with the same item) Taeyang: It's possible for him to get 2 notebooks? Doni: Of course!
Doni: Who's next? Seungri: This is really tiring!
Seungri: Jiyong hyung should go try it~ G-Dragon: I will give it a try~
(BIGBANG Gomu Gomu King Competition) (Capable GD) Taeyang: GD is the most flexible among us~
G-Dragon: My body is pretty flexible but this one...
(Members acknowledged GD's flexibility) Coni: GD can do well~ / Doni: You can do it~ G-Dragon: How should I do this? Coni: I think he can do it~
Taeyang: Wow... we're really doing everything
Coni: We do everything here~ G-Dragon: Why am I even doing this?
Doni: So you can get a laptop! You have to get it~ Coni: Don't you need a notebook?
Doni: Do it accordingly~ X2 / Coni: It will end quickly~
(Don't worry, trust hyung!) Doni: It will end in a flash, GD-yah~
G-Dragon: Why do I feel like I'm being seduced? Coni: Take your time~
(Flexible lower part)
(WIDENED EYES)
(Doing these stuff here are one of the reasons why Billboard acknowledged them as the World Star)
(His hands kept going down)
Coni: GO DOWN MORE! X2
(You can't watch their special ability SHOW anywhere except here)
(As expected! GD's flexibility record: 21cm)
G-Dragon: OH! That hurts a lot...
(Thank you for working so hard GD...) Doni: You will get a notebook soon!
(Frightened Charizard)
(BIGBANG Gomu Gomu King Competition) (Dong Solar, Taeyang) Doni: After GD it's Taeyang! When it comes to competitiveness, isn't it Taeyang? Aren't you manly?
Taeyang: Ah, but for this...
(No confidence) DoniConi: Try it out~
DoniConi: HE CAN DO IT~ 1000X Coni: Taeyang can do it~
Coni: Ready~ We will start now~ We will assist you now~
Coni: We will assist you now~ Taeyang: No no no! Not yet Coni: Why? / Taeyang: I can't do it Coni: Yes you can!
Taeyang: I can't win against Jiyong-ie...
Coni: Yes you can! / Taeyang: I can't win against him
(Nurse Jung kept giving him encouragements) Coni: Try it out! / Doni: You're a man! Coni: Try it out! Are you just going to give up?
(Flustered) Taeyang: Why are you being like this? Coni: Just try it out~
Taeyang: I already told you I can't do it DoniConi: WE ALREADY SAID YOU CAN DO IT!!!
(Nurse Jung is not giving up)
(Is... is that so...?) Coni: If you kept saying that you can't do it then you really won't be able to do it!
(You can do it if you believe in yourself) (This is the underground 3rd floor's magic) Coni: You can do it if you believe! See! You can do it!
(Gomu Gomu hand kept sliding down) Doni: We will begin our assist Coni: We are going down!
(Current 1st place is nervous) Doni: How many?! X2
(Dong Solar Taeyang's flexibility record: 16cm)
Coni: See you did it!
Taeyang: I felt like my arm was going to break... T_T
(Your arm didn't break, so it's okay) Doni: But it didn't break right? Did it break? No it did not!
(Irrational) Doni: Your other arm is still completely fine!
Doni: Last person, T.O.P!
(BIGBANG Gomu Gomu King Competition) (Invincible hyung T.O.P) T.O.P: To be honest, I kinda hurt my waist...
(T.O.P's waist is hurt at the moment) Doni: Right now T.O.P's waist... Coni: He hurt it
(Auto surrender) T.O.P: Can I just abstain from this? Taeyang: Try it yourself first~
(As he goes up, he's on the top) Coni: We will let you try it out yourself T.O.P: I can't bend my waist too much Taeyang: Slightly~
(Pity... Aigo... Our hyung...) Daesung: Aigo no no no!
DoniConi: Don't do it!! X1000
(We will stop this to protect T.O.P's body) Doni: Don't do it! X2 Please come down~
Doni: It became really sad suddenly
(Emergency suggestion) Doni: Daesung! If you could pass 21cm,
Doni: Daesung! If you could pass 21cm, then your card won't be used~ Daesung: Ah really? Then I'll try it~
Daesung: May I take off my shoes? Doni: Ah sure~ Your heels are pretty high~
(To prevent his card from being used, taking off his precious pink shoes temporarily) Daesung: To me, these shoes are my life!
(Daesung's mission: Winning GD) Doni: If you can surpass 21cm, then Daesung's card won't be used~
Coni: So what about GD? Doni: He can do whatever he wants~
(Ah... What a heartless hyung...)
(BIGBANG Gomu Gomu King Competition) (Abs Daesung) DoniConi: 21cm~
Daesung: I will do it once without thinking too much Coni: Sacrifice your knees to try this~
Coni: Annyeonghaseyo~~
Taeyang: Do it until your hamstring gets torn~
(That's right Kang Daesung, you can do it...) Coni: Warm up~ X1000 T.O.P: Just do it till your Achilles get torn~
(Will Daesung actually surpass GD's record?)
(Youngbae hyung suddenly wants to help) Coni: We are starting~
Coni: A little more~ X2
(Struggling mid-air~ Fingers that made us feel sad)
(The pain is coming from his spine) Doni: Daesung! How are you feeling? X2 Can you do it? Coni: You can do it!
(Protecting his card with his life) Daesung: Please try to go down more Coni: If you can't do it anymore then tell us
Daesung: AHHHHH! LET GO!!!!
(Crying)
Coni: You can do it!
(At the end he could not surpass GD's wall)
(GD wins a notebook) Doni: Show me the Ssong card! The winner is our GD!
Doni: Show Me The Personal Card~ Photo verification~
Coni: Ah Congratulations!
(Ssong Card => Confirmed buying GD a notebook)
(Telling the terms & condition to the customers) Doni: Everyone~ Now that you took a photo verification
(Doni is managing it until the after-check) Doni: After you bought it you have to send us pictures too!
[The deadline will be delayed until BIGBANG upload the photo verification] G-Dragon: When is the deadline? Doni: When would be a good deadline...?
Doni: Next~
Doni: T.O.P is paying~ Show Me The T.O.P Card~
(Whenever we are filming him, it's like he was starring in a movie) Doni: T.O.P-gun please go over there~
(Choi Seung Hyun-nim's black card appears)
Coni: He placed his credit card~
Taeyang: Our T.O.P hyung... Coni: The card suits him~ Taeyang: How should I say it? Daesung: Like he's ready to do wine tasting~
(This person~ What are you doing suddenly?)
(DJ TABI)
(Satisfied~ This chingu is so interesting) Coni: He's seriously high today
(T.O.P is in the middle of becoming Bingu TOP mode) G-Dragon: Full of energy~ Taeyang: He has more energy at night~
(We don't know why but T.O.P is full of energy) Daesung: He looks like a weird veteran DJ!
Daesung: He's seriously... T.O.P: haosdasdhadhada BIGBOY!
(Ah... Hyung...)
Taeyang: If you look properly, he kinda looks like Professor Lee~ Coni: Yes, I see it~
(Bingu TOP transformation complete) T.O.P: haosdasdhadhada BIGBOY!
(Finally they managed to continue the show after the attentions caught by Bingu T.O.P) Doni: So whose item does T.O.P's card has to spend on~
Doni: In BIGBANG, he's a charismatic rapper, T.O.P~ He has one legendary rap audio~ Let's take a look~
(What is that?)
(Legendary Innocent Guy Rap) (T.O.P: Yo T.O.P~ You are an innocent guy~ Come on come on)
(The man who created this rap is not surprised)
(But for the people who are listening to it, they are in a confused chaos) (T.O.P: YEAH HO!! INNOCENT MAN!! YO HUR!!)
(T.O.P: VERY GOOD~ I AM INNOCENT~)
(WHAT IS THIS)
(So funny kekeke)
(T.O.P: Blood type AB Taeyang-ie~ Honestly,) Taeyang: I am B!
(T.O.P: I realized you are B type after knowing you more)
(Unable to understand his "come on come on") (T.O.P: Come on come on~ We are together in a dorm~)
(What are you saying...) (T.O.P: Come on come on)
G-Dragon: Were you drunk?! (T.O.P: Conclusion! Everyone has different blood types! Goodbye!)
(Unable to comprehend) Daesung: What was that?! You were drunk while saying that right?
(The owner please explain!) Doni: What was that? Coni: What kind of situation was that?
(It was recorded about 8 years ago) T.O.P: I made these long time ago~ Now we don't have those anymore, we recorded it for the fans~ Taeyang: To communicate with the fans~
T.O.P: It's basically us telling them what we did today~ G-Dragon: It's like leaving a voice mail to them~ T.O.P: We do this like we are sending message to them and fan service~
Coni: Show us a freestyle fan service~
(Listening to it now, it's really a nonsense rap) T.O.P: I seriously made up some nonsense rap Doni: The fans said you left a legendary drunk rap~
T.O.P: I remember that I received this question:
T.O.P: "Oppa, are you drunk?"
T.O.P: I was completely sober at that time Doni: Why did you act like that when you were completely sober?
(The people who don't know the real side of Bingu TOP are shocked) Doni: I find that more shocking
(This is Bingu TOP's real side) Coni: He was already an actor back then~ An actor~
Coni: Since long time ago...
(I am having fun by myself)
Doni: He has been happy for way too long, don't you think so?
Doni: For this battle, our T.O.P-gun is the judge~
Doni: He has to listen to 4 members' nonsense freestyle rap Coni: It's innocent rap!
(Not caring about the recording session) Doni: It doesn't matter how you do it~
(Aye so happy) Doni: As long as you made T.O.P's heart flutter, then you will get to use his personal card~
(Worried) G-Dragon: A freestyle rap? Seungri: But us 3 are not rappers!
Seungri: So we can just say whatever we want? Doni: Yes~ Whatever you want~ You can do it like T.O.P's audio just now too~
Doni: The rap can't mean anything right? The rap can't makes sense~ T.O.P: Yes~ It can't mean anything
Doni: Please tell us your standards~
T.O.P: Uh... the person who does it the weirdest~ Doni: The weirdest one~ The most ridiculous one
(Variety hyung's computer is working hard) Doni: The weirdest one~
Taeyang: This is pretty hard~
(A big welcome for a nonsense rap) Doni: You can whatever you want~ Seriously! Anything! Just now his audio didn't even mean anything, right?
T.O.P: YEAHHHHHH BOIIIIIII
(BIG EXPLOSION OF IMPATIENCE)
(Unstoppable) *SEUNGRI IS SO DONE HAHHA*
T.O.P: COME ON COME ON Together with me~ Coni: He kept doing that by himself!
(Doni's heart is fluttering because of Bingu TOP) Coni: Let's do it quickly~ This boy wants us to do it quickly~
(When no one comes out, it's gag genius Daesung) Doni: Daesung are you ready? Daesung: I'm starting again?!
Coni: You can talk about how you feel about today's recording~ Doni: Do it comfortably~ / Coni: It's been so long~
(BIGBANG Nonsense Rap Competition) (MC Big Castle) Doni: Or you can talk about BIGBANG's 10th Anniversary~ Coni: Exactly~ It's your first time on the show~ Say something to your fans
(DJ Big castle is showing DJ TOP)
(YEAHHHHHHHH)
(Happy DJ TOP after he saw a weird person) Doni: It has to be ridiculous~ Daesung: May I start now?
Daesung: YO! I came on Weekly Idol!
Daesung: I came from somewhere far away!
Daesung: Right now, the Earth is rotating!
Daesung: My brain is also completely spinning now!
(Daesung's brain is busy spinning) Daesung: My eyes are spinning too~
Daesung: YO! The conclusion! Everything!
Daesung: Life and clock are always spinning together~
(Where will this rap goes to?) Daesung: The connection between us!
Daesung: This is a key ring!
(Key Ring LOCK)
(Congrats! Gag Genius Daesung did it!)
(SsongwhY was born) Doni: Wow it rhymes too! You're like BewhY! *SsongwhY = BewhY, a rapper in Korea*
(Trying to get on the judge's good side) Daesung: I did pretty well, right? T.O.P: Yes~ It was not bad~
Coni: He used "spinning" as his main word~
(Real rapper GD has no confidence) G-Dragon: Just give it to Daesung! How can we even win over this?
(Gag genius Daesung is good at everything) Taeyang: If we start every game from Daesung, our motivation will decrease! Daesung: I was having a huge burden too! Too much burden~
Doni: Then we will play yours later for the broadcast~ Coni: Yeah let's just do that
(Live broadcast of Bingu TOP's current situation) Doni: Then we will start with Taeyang~ Taeyang will start~
Taeyang: This is kinda...
(His hair is already eye catching, but he's calmly stealing the spotlight) Seungri: Because he's the rapper~ Shouldn't a rapper start first?
(Still playing with himself) G-Dragon: I really can't do freestyle! Doni: Just do it like that! Freestyle~
Coni: But this is different from rap! It doesn't have to rhyme & flow~ Am I right? T.O.P: That's right~
(HEHEHE)
Doni: It just has to be ridiculous~ T.O.P: If you used "woo" for the end of your sentence, you have to finish it with "ah"
(Inviolable new rap field) T.O.P: If you used "oh" for the end of your sentence, you have to finish it with "woo"
(BIGBANG Nonsense Rap Competition) (MC Ragon-ie) G-Dragon: Weekly Idol!
(Jiyong-ie is rapping HONG HONG HONG)
G-Dragon: Stone boy! *It means Stupid/Crazy/Lunatic*
(He... he found out)
G-Dragon: Nametag... Pyo In Bong... *He's doing wordplay, nametag ends with "pyo"* *Pyo In Bong is a Korean gagman*
(What is that) Doni & Daesung: What are you saying?!
(He's only doing it like that to meet the judge's expectations) Doni: I was anticipating yours! G-Dragon: You said it can't rhyme!
Doni: You can just say it quickly!
T.O.P: It was really average Doni: The judge said it was average~ G-Dragon: Yes, I thought it was average too
Doni: This is not finished yet~
Doni: Seungri let's go~ Ah Taeyang!
(Embarrassed) Coni: Taeyang should go~ Taeyang~
Taeyang: I really can't do this...
Doni: Even though you kept saying that, but you worked hard for every game~ Coni: You let everything go~ Taeyang: Well of course I'm going to try my best!
(BIGBANG Nonsense Rap Competition) (MC NyongBae) Taeyang: We came here!
(BIGBANG Nonsense Rap Competition) (MC NyongBae) *GD RESPECT PLS HAHAHA XD*
(Rapping while being embarrassed) Taeyang: Weekly Idrool!
(MY STYLE) Doni: Now it's pretty good! Pretty good~
Taeyang: After when it ends, we have to go!
(During a cold weather like this?) Taeyang: Eat Pyongyang cold noodles~
Taeyang: We can't go to Pyongyang right now!
Coni: You can't go, right?
(Nonsense Rap Genius MC Nyongbae) Taeyang: Because there are regulations~
Taeyang: We will go someday, right?
Taeyang: That's my...
(SWAG BOOM BOOM)
Coni: Wow even going to Pyongyang too~
Daesung: That was so unexpected~ Coni: An unexpected twist~
(Peaceful pigeon, flap flap) Coni: Because he can't go to Pyongyang, so he's having Pyongyang noodles~
(Judge-nim is struggling) Doni: That was pretty new~
Doni: Seungri is burdened~
Seungri: I am pretty disappointed at my members~
Seungri: Their raps are too traditional~ T.O.P: These days Seungri's rap is no joke~
(Big anticipation) Daesung: Yes that's right~
G-Dragon: He's does well in rap~ Daesung: Because he likes hip hop~
Seungri: There are 3 types~ Defconn hyung should probably know it~
(Hip hop's big trend, TRAP) Seungri: Nowadays everyone in the hip hop world is doing trap~
(BIGBANG Nonsense Rap Competition) (MC Riri) Coni: Let's take a look~ Let's see if it's actually Trap~ Seungri: I have to do dance~ Coni: Yes~ Understandable
Seungri: WOO!!!!!
(SWAG EVERYWHERE)
Seungri: I'M PROFESSIONAL! WOO! *Omfg im so embarrassed xD*
Seungri: YOU~~~ WOO!
[To prevent misunderstanding that he's drunk, he's actually showing his swag by rapping] Seungri: I'M PROFESSIONAL! WOOOO BOOP!
(Giving his attention to Seungri)
Seungri: I WILL MAKE A BIGBANG SANDWICH TO EAT! WOO!
(Embarrassed for him)
[BIGBANG sandwich recipe: 1. Prepare a bread] Seungri: SANDWICH GET READY! WOO!
Seungri: PUT IT IN THERE~~~
(Seungri's face explosion alarm) Daesung: His ears are about to explode~ His ears are about to explode!
(Bol Bbalgan Seungri) *It means red face, they are referring to Bolbbalgan4*
[BIGBANG sandwich recipe: 2. Add some lettuce] Seungri: PUT LETTUCE RIGHT AWAY! BOP BOOOO!!!!!
(Self-hypnosis: I'm professional, I can do it...) Seungri: I'M PROFESSIONAL! WOOT!
(Too embarrased~ Ending the sandwich quickly) Coni: Yahhh~ Making a sandwich~
T.O.P: If it's like that, his improvised rap is good too! Show them your improvised rap, not this style!
(Brain is working super fast) G-Dragon: You can talk about the current situation~ Coni: Or a message to the memebrs~
Taeyang: You can speak informally too~ Coni: Or something that disappoints you
Seungri: DON'T LAUGH!!!!!!!!
Coni: Jung Junha version~ *Junha from Infinite Challenge did this on Show Me The Money audition and it became viral in Korea*
(...Hm?)
(...Hm?...Ended?) G-Dragon: Was that it?
Daesung: Why did you say "Don't laugh" on a variety show?!
(Pretending that he's not embarrassed even though he is) Seungri: I just feel like saying don't laugh~
Seungri: I am being honest~
(Who will be the winner of Show Me the T.O.P Card?) Coni: Please make a decision~ Doni: Show Me the T.O.P card~
(Bol Bbalgan Seungri who overcame his shame)
(Spin the card, spin it towards me)
(Peaceful Dong-buddha)
(This person is definitely out)
Coni: Please make a decision~ Doni: Show Me The T.O.P card~
Doni: Which person is he going to choose? T.O.P: If it's improvised rap...
(Punishment for the winner, do a rap ceremony, Seungri was chosen)
Doni: Please take a photo verification~
(Secretly envious)
Seungri: Should I do a improvised rap one more time? Do you want to listen to it?
(Beat please) Seungri: Please give me a beat~ X2
(DJ TABI RUSHES TO WORK)
Seungri: Please give me a beat and I'll do an improvised rap~
(This person's YEAH BOY) T.O.P: YEAHHHHH BOI
Doni: Why does he keep doing this to his neck?!
(Everyone is tilting their head) G-Dragon: Earpiece~ Coni: Headphone headphone~
(DJ TABI X MC RIRI COLLABORATION PERFORMANCE)
(His rap always starts with "Professional") Seungri: PROFESSIONAL WOO!
Seungri: OHHHHH~ WOO!
Seungri: It's not just pink but HOT PINK WOOOOO!!!!!
(HOT PINK PINK TOP)
(Ending the performance before he becomes more embarrassing) Coni: Hot pink~ / Doni: I acknowledge it! X2
Doni: We will now take the photo verification~
(TOP card => Confirmed buying Seungri a notebook)
(Current prize situation: Seungri has 2 notebooks, G-Dragon has 1) Doni: Wow Seungri your rap was not bad!
Doni: Let's go~ Next corner~
Coni: Taeyang-ie is paying! Show Me The Dong Card!
(Taeyang-nim & card are entering together) Coni: Taeyang-ssi please go and place the card~ Doni: Wow currently Seungri...
(TADAA)
Doni: He's rich with laptops~
Coni: Taeyang is making us proud with his unique creations~
(Unique creation world, BIGBANG's Painter Dong) Coni: His alias, BIGBANG's Painter Dong~
(Time to see Painter Dong's works) Coni: Our Taeyang's drawing strength is very good, we will give him a chance to show it, please come out~
Taeyang: Me? / Coni: Yes yes!
Coni: After all the members look at Taeyang's drawing,
Coni: The one who gets the most correct answer! G-Dragon: Ahhh~~
Coni: He will win a present, let's see~
(I'M READY) Coni: Taeyang is ready, right? / Taeyang: Yes! Doni: Ready~
(1st, President Yang Hyun Suk) Doni: S...tart!
Coni: Let's go
(First drawing the hat) Doni: A hat~
Seungri: ANSWER! YANG HYUN SUK!
Doni: THAT WAS RIGHT!
(He already got it right before Taeyang drew the eyes, nose, lips)
Doni: That was amazing!
(2nd) (Viewers let's guess it together~) Taeyang: Oh this is pretty hard~
(Painter Dong is passionate to his creations) Doni: It's okay~ Just keep drawing~
Daesung: Answer! Ribbonfish! Doni: No~
(Various types of wrong fish names answers) T.O.P: DOLPHIN! / Doni: No it's not! / T.O.P: HERRING! Seungri: Featherfin Coralfish! / Doni: No it's not!
(No matter how he tries, there's no difference) Coni: Almost there! Please take a while to think~ Seungri: ANSWER! Airplane!
Doni: No it's not! / Coni: Please wait a little more~
(What is this?!) T.O.P: MERMAID! / Seungri: SEAL!
(How did you see?) (Mermaid?)
(Peaceful Dong-Buddha is not moving even a bit) Doni: You have to shout "Answer!" Seungri: ANSWER! SEAL! / Doni: No it's not
T.O.P: ANSWER! MERMAID! Doni: CORRECT!
(Why is this a mermaid?)
(3rd, Cinderella) Taeyang: How do I even draw that?
Doni: What was it what was it? Taeyang: Oh! That...Ah!
Doni: That's right! X2 He thought of how to draw it!
(Super focused) T.O.P: Answer! High heel!
(Even though it does look like a high heel) Doni: AH! No it's not~
T.O.P: Answer! Leather shoes! Doni: No it's not~
(Because he's anxious, he kept saying random answers) G-Dragon: What's that?!
Seungri: ANSWER! SNOW WHITE!
Doni: NO! SO CLOSE! Seungri: CINDERELLA!!!!! Doni: THAT'S RIGHT!!!!!
(Shoes + girl = Cinderella)
Doni: Cinderella~ That's right~
(4th, Drawing water with a bamboo basket) Doni: Ah this is very easy~ Very easy~ *It means useless or a waste of energy, because bamboo basket can't hold any water*
Coni: Next one~ Doni: Currently, Seungri is better on this than his rap
(They are so serious in playing this...) T.O.P: Answer! Wine... / G-Dragon: Wine? Doni: No it's not!
(Giving a hint) Doni: It's an idiom~ G-Dragon: Idiom? / Coni: Idiom!
(Painter Dong's gentle hand movement) Daesung: Not clear under the lights! / Doni: No! X2 *It means that people are oblivious about the things that happen around them*
G-Dragon: Drawing water with a bamboo basket!
Doni: You have to shout "Answer!"
(Daesung stole the answer SUCCESS) Daesung: DRAWING WATER WITH A BAMBOO BASKET! Doni: THAT'S RIGHT!
(VERY ANGRY) Doni: Daesung got it right~
(5th, Lying down to eat rice cake) Doni: You have to shout "Answer!" / Coni: Next one~ *It means that it's so easy that you could literally lie down to eat rice cake*
Coni: This is another idiom~
(His rice cake is floating) Doni: Yah, seriously! Omo!
Daesung: Answer! Inside the picture... Seungri: Answer! Lying down to eat rice cake! Doni: THAT'S RIGHT!!!!!!
(VERY ACCURATE)
(ASSA! I'M 1ST PLACE AGAIN) Doni: Show Me The Dong Card! Our Seungri!
(Number of correct answers) (Seungri 3) (T.O.P 1) (Daesung (cheating) 1)
(Seungri became rich with notebooks) Coni: If it's like this, Seungri already won 3 cards! G-Dragon: Is that okay? / Taeyang: How many laptops you have now?
Coni: He can already be a dealer, right? Dealer, right?
(Dong Card => Confirmed to buy Seungri a notebook)
(Jiyong-ie hyung is praising Seungri for every mission) G-Dragon: When Seungri did this during fan meeting, he was really good at it~ / T.O.P: He's really good~
Doni: Here we go!
Doni: Seungri is paying! Show Me the Tor Card! Daesung: Tor card? *Tor = Tory = Victory = V.I = Seungri*
Doni: Seungri, please go there~
Doni: It is said that Seungri is Kwangju's dancer, Seungri so good at dancing that...
(Hidden girl group dance terminator) Doni: Isn't Seungri the girl group dance terminator?
Doni: You danced to I.O.I's ? Seungri: Ah~ I.O.I's ! Ah~ / Doni: Yes~
(We have to see it then)
(Seungsoonie comeback)
(The terminator knows the point dance)
(His freshness, make us wanted to PICK him) Doni: Ah, as expected! So amazing!
Doni: So this time...
(Luckily I'm still alive, Seungri & VIPs wanted this corner) Doni: This is the corner which Seungri wants~
(VIP scream! BIGBANG Girl Group Dance Big Competition) Doni: Girl group dance big competition~
(Happy eyebrows) (Deep breath)
Seungri: We have to do this 1st~
Doni: If you tell us the songs that you want~
Doni: We will let you dance to that song~
(Seungri's girl group dance standard) Coni: What is Seungri's standard? The standard which everyone will sees him as a girl group member?
Seungri: That's right!
(Lee Seungri, 28 / 'Girls Fighting' judge) Seungri: The standard which you can be the center of a girl group!
(Unhappy) Taeyang: But I don't know the dance...
(As he heard the word dancing, he's already standing) Seungri: You can just dance randomly, but it has to be like a girl group dance~
(Prohibited to be manly ( = I want lively, cute & fresh)) Seungri: You can't be manly! Coni: You have to be a girl group member~
(Starts from choosing song, Daesung TWICE ) Coni: What do you want, Daesung? Daesung: I'll dance ! / MCs: ~
(The terminator of freshness, )
(BIGBANG ShyShyShy, you can't miss it, everyone!!!)
(Relaxed) Doni: Yah, Center Cheer Up~ Taeyang: Then, for me...
(Dong-Groove, Taeyang BLACKPINK ) Taeyang: I'll choose ! MCs: ~ / Doni: It's strong~
(The most precious latest jewelry girls in YG-nim's jewelry box)
(Expected that it will reborn with Dong-Groove version!!)
Doni: What about T.O.P-gun?
(BURNING PASSION) T.O.P: We can just dance freely right?
(I like free <3) Doni: The feeling where you're just going to dance whatever?
Coni: As long as it has a girl group feel~ T.O.P: I'll go with a really old song~
(It's going to be a famous scene, T.O.P B.E.G ) T.O.P: ~ Doni: yahhh~~~~
(Super sexy textbook)
(Will Dance TOP be able to dance this?)
Doni: Wow he has a huge possibility to win then! Coni: His song choice is not bad!
Taeyang: Then I'll choose another song again! T.O.P: Why are you so greedy to win?!
(After all, the winner is Choi Seung Hyun) T.O.P: I'd be the winner anyway!
(Taeyang was attacked multiple times today) Taeyang: Okay I won't choose it again then...
(Thinking hard) Doni: What about GD?
G-Dragon: I'll... do too!
(GD vs Daesung) (Cheer Up confrontation battle) Coni: Wow it's a battle! A battle! G-Dragon: It's the only one I could do...
[Ready to screenshot, the preview has became reality now] Doni: Let's go Seungri~ Who should go first?
(Dance battle 1st competitor is definitely Taeyang) Seungri: Let's start with ~ Doni: BLACKPINK's Our Taeyang's
(Cry) Doni: When it comes to dance, it's Taeyang! Taeyang: I don't know the choreography!
(BIGBANG Girl Group Dance Big Competition) (DONGBAEPINK Taeyang) Doni: We're starting~ Music please~
(Anticipating)
(Thumbs up! As expected, you can always trust Taeyang's dance)
(Exploding with his grooves)
Seungri: Wait X1000
(STOP THE MUSIC)
Doni: Why did you stop it?! Daesung: He ended it! X2
(#1 Contestant is flustered at this sudden situation) Doni: HE STOPPED TAEYANG'S DANCE! Daesung: He actually ended it!
Seungri: Please put on GFRIEND's ~ Use this one X2
Seungri: GFRIEND's ~ Taeyang: I don't know this one!
(He's giving his opinion like he's a real judge) Seungri: You were still being "Taeyang"! You were still !
Seungri: I said you were still !
(Rechallenging after changing the song) (BIGBANG Girl Group Dance Big Competition) (BOYFRIEND Taeyang) Doni: Music please~
(Satisfied smile) (Happy)
(KYAHANGHANG)
(Dongbae Unnie's explosion of power & innocence)
(Shaking "her" innocent dreads nonstop)
(Dong-Groove's most feminine side in his life)
(You're going to fall for my charms after this)
(Dong Youngbae ssi who does everything seriously)
(Absorbed) Coni: His moves are so sharp!
Coni: So sharp~
(His attack made Doni hyung's heart flutters) Doni: This move! Seriously! My heart fluttered! Coni: This is your point dance right?
Taeyang: Do I have to dance to other songs too?
(An atmosphere where he can dance to any song) Doni: He's only dancing to one song?
Taeyang: Just move on~
(Youngbae hyung you can stop now) Seungri: Let's look at T.O.P hyung's~ T.O.P hyung~ Doni: Let's go T.O.P~
(Dance mode on) (Vroom Vroom)
(Dance God Dance T.O.P, Wriggling Dance DNA) Daesung: Oh oh! He's starting already!
Doni: His steps are light & quick today~
(KYAREUREU)
(Excellent condition) *HAHHAA YAS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL*
(T.O.P's charms exploded like a bomb today) Taeyang: That was almost on a crab level!
(BIGBANG Girl Group Dance Big Competition) (Brown Eyed T.O.P)
Doni: Let's go!
(From now on, my everything became dancing)
Coni: Look at the camera~ The camera~
(VIOLENT HEART) Doni: These steps...
(SEXY PROVOCATION)
(Oldest hyung's attractive gesture)
(His pelvis has been freed)
(Please wait for me~ I'm coming)
(Too provocative) G-Dragon: Girl groups can't ever do like that though, right?
(Provocative charm is losing control)
T.O.P: I will change the dance moves here now!
Doni: What's next? Coni: What are you doing to change?
(STOP THAT HYUNG) G-Dragon: That's unacceptable! Daesung: WHAT ARE YOU DOING????!!!!!
(Hyung no... Don't do that...)
(Universe's big explosion of sexiness)
(Forcefully dragging him away) Seungri: Hold on! X2 Please stop! Daesung: You can't do that! X2
(TOBU SO UNIQUE SO UNIQUE) Daesung: He was being way too high!
(Chaos) Seungri: What does he want?! I'll give it all to him!!!
T.O.P: Should I do it one more time? Daesung: TOO HIGH TOO HIGH! You're being too high right now
Doni: Out of all the idols I've stopped, this is the first time that I've seen members came out to stop it~
(He was restless ever since the beginning) Doni: The idols I've stopped...
(Excessive adrenaline) Seungri: From what I saw just now, his ankles became flexible
(T.O.P hyung's ankles became like this like this) Seungri: He was turning his ankles like this!
(LIKE THIS?) (LIKE THIS?)
(PINK PASSION, THE DANCE WITHIN MY BODY REVIVED AGAIN)
(Choi Seung Hyun ssi's real identity is revealed on broadcast) Doni: Is he always like this? Or is he having a good mood today?
G-Dragon: Today is too... / Daesung: Only today~
(Today's battery T.O.P is not losing energy) Doni: When are you going to stop? G-Dragon: He won't stop!
(EHET) (EHET) Doni: So he will continue to be like this?
Seungri: Now it's Jiyong hyung's turn~ Doni: GD~
Doni: ~ Ah these two people will dance to ~
(After gwiyomi, another video which should be kept forever will be born again)
(Challenging Daesung with the dance which Daesung taught him) G-Dragon: Actually I learned this dance from Daesung~
G-Dragon Ah please wait~
(VIPs, are you watching?) Doni: Starting from the chorus~
(Burning) Doni: Music please! G-Dragon: Ahh...
(BIGBANG Girl Group Dance Big Competition) (Cheer Up Jyong G-Dragon)
(Warm up)
(GD is dancing, Shy Shy Shy~)
(I'm going to sleep here tonight)
(Organizer is very satisfied) Doni: Oh he likes it~ He totally liks it!
(Leader hyung is only doing this for Seungri)
(JINKERBELL HAS ARRIVED) *Jiyong + Tinkerbell = Jinkerbell*
(Jiyong's magic makes it looks like the actual dance moves) Doni: It does not even matches the dance!
(But I'll show you more)
(HEART ATTACK)
(Juice pang pang) *It means he's fresh/refreshing*
(Happy Teacher Riri as the diamond contestant enters)
(Shamelessly) *This is hard to explain in English sorry*
(That’s how you’ll get to like me even more) Doni: Haha Seungri is enjoying this a lot
(BBANG-YA BBANG-YA BBANG-YA at Seungri's heart)
(If he didn't end it, we would be able to watch his full dance) Doni: Seungri, you didn't want to cut the song?
Coni: Are you satisfied at this standard? Seungri: I almost pulled out my wallet!
Doni: Wow to the point of almost pulling out his wallet~
(The rumors said that GD's dances are pretty) Daesung: But there are many rumors saying that G-Dragon can dance prettily~
Doni: Daesung feel pressured now~
Daesung: I can't win against him... Seungri: You won't lose! Daesoon-ie!
Daesung: I don't think I have the chance to win
Doni: Daesoon-ie haha Coni: Let's go~
(Pink Pink, Daesoon-ie's legs are shy DONG DONG)
(What kind of charm would this be...) Seungri: Hahahha wait!
(Shamelessly) Daesung: No~~~ / Seungri: What's this?! Daesung: Shy~~ Cheer Up~
(Trying to find his mental for a while)
(Ah my throat is dry...) Doni: Currently, the winner is still unpredictable!
(BIGBANG Girl Group Dance Big Competition) (Cheer Up Ssong Daesung)
(CLAPS LIKE A SEAL)
G-Dragon: Ah! This is the move!
(Hidden cuteness BIG.RELEASE)
(And this is the magical Shy Shy Shy)
(Seungri's heart lips only appear when he really likes it)
(Daesoon-ie and his pink shoes' reversed charms)
(We didn't know will Seungri's jaw fall down) *THIS IS SO CREEPY HAHAHAHAHA*
(Daesoon-ie's stage causes us to be ecstatic)
Doni: Wow this is really unpredictable!
(Our heart can't even beat properly)
(Daesoonie's enticement is starting now)
(CHEER UP DAESSONG)
(Eussha) (Eussha)
(I'm not a person who will cry easily but my tears came out. Because I liked it so much)
(Oh my god)
(Daesung is the most perfect center)
(At this moment, the happiest Seungri)
(Heart BBANG-YA)
(#Daesoon_CheerUp_Succeed #This_is #Daesoonie's_road)
(The outcome is unpredictable) Doni: This is a fierce competion! X2 Both of you! G-Dragon: For this, Daesung-ssi is...
(They brought all their passion onto the burning stage) Coni: Both of you are really good! G-Dragon: He's definitely the winner!
(Next BIGBANG unit, GD & Daesung Sisters) Coni: Both of you can form a girl group now!
(His jumping strength is like a spring) Doni: This is my 1st time seeing someone can dance so good like this! Yes! Like that!
Coni: How you did that just now? Like this!
(Infinite respect) Daesung: You can't block your face, you should be like...
(Daesoonie knows the heart attack point) DoniConi: That's his strength!
(Big compliment) Doni: It's like his own song! The evaluation must be hard~
(Lee Seungri, 28 / Happiest maknae in the world) Seungri: It's a close one! Between Jiyong hyung & Daesung hyung~
Seungri: Because it's a close battle!
Seungri: Let's evaluate by using a different song!
Coni: Final battle... G-Dragon: YAH! THAT'S ENOUGH!
Doni: Seungri! Good!
(Seungri is the best at knowing VIP's heart) Seungri: It will be fairer to use a different song to evaluate~
(Good thing should be watched twice) Seungri: It will be fairer to use a different song to evaluate~ Coni: Final battle!
Doni: Which song will be a good one?
(Second battle song I.O.I ) Coni: ! Seungri: I.OI's !
(VIPs, we will make you even happier, by Weekly Idol producers) Coni: Dance to ~ Doni: Good song choice X2
Coni: These 2 please come out to dance at the same time~ G-Dragon: Okay let's just do it together then~ DoniConi: Yes do it together~
(Congrats! JISUNG sisters first collaboration performance)
(BIGBANG Pick Me representative is anticipating) Doni: Wow this is like Jeon Somi vs Kim Sejeong all over again!
(Jihee & Daesoon-ie HOT DEBUT) Seungri: Jihee & Daesoon-ie~
(Daesoon-ie is worried about the choreography) Daesung: Wasn't there something like this? Seungri: No no~ It's freestyle~
Seungri: Can't use their point dance~ It's a free dance~ Doni: You just have to dance like you're in a girl group~
(Seungri you are really...) Doni: You just need to have the girl group vibe~ This is the last competition!
DoniConi: Music!
(Automatically poses when he heard "music")
Doni: Wow GD! He has a body like a teenage girl too!
(Jihee & Daesoon-ie's )
(SUDDEN CHANGE)
(HAPPY)
(Mouth wide open)
(Fantasy-like group knife dance)
(What a tease)
(You will pick me, right?)
(VIPs' hard disk are going to explode today)
(Pick Me)
(Pick Me) (Pick Me)
(Pick Me) (Pick Me) (Seungri--ya! It's hyung~)
(Hyungs are working hard so that Seungri would pick them)
(Such a good show...)
(YG staffs are satisfied with the girl group dance too) Doni: Our YG's.... company staffs are pretty hyped up right now too
(Lost energy) (Exhausted souls) Doni: It seems like they haven't seen this~ G-Dragon: For these past 10 years...
G-Dragon: During our filming...
G-Dragon: We worked the hardest for this...
G-Dragon: WHY?!
G-Dragon: WHY?! Am I here now doing this?!
Doni: You were really like a girl group member! Coni: Everyone was so high~
(This is the amazing effect of underground 3rd floor) G-Dragon: Everyone was so competitive... Coni: Oh I like this! / Seungri: I've made a decision~
Seungri: If I'm a male uncle fan, I will uh... write a letter to this person~
(Is it the cute Jinkerbell?)
(Or the lovely Ssong-ie?)
Seungri: Our Jisoon-ie~~ Doni: OKAY GD~~ *He was supposed to say Jihee lolol*
(Judge Seungri's choice: GD)
G-Dragon: Thank you~ Coni: Won a laptop~
(Doing an encore performance because Seungri picked him)
(THANK YOU BRO) *HAHAHAAA YESSS HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO*
Doni: Why are these kids so high today?! G-Dragon: AH IM SO TIRED!
Doni: Ah Congratulations~
(Tor Card => Confirmed buying GD a notebook)
Doni: So in the end, our GD won 2 laptops & Seungri won 3 laptops~
[GD - Got 2 notebooks] [Seungri - Got 3 notebooks] [T.O.P&Taeyang&Daesung - No reward] Coni: They are rich with laptops~ Daesung: Only laptops won today~
G-Dragon: Wow there are 5 laptops in total! Doni: Yes 5 laptops~
G-Dragon: Then we will give one to each member~
Doni: No you can't~ You can't give it to the members~ But you can give to the MCs who worked hard~ Coni: That's fine with me~ We are not bad people~
(The filming which looked like it'll continue forever is ending now) Doni: Today, just like this, 2017 Weekly Idol started off with BIGBANG as a whole group~
Doni: The time we spent together was really fun and happy~ I really did not expect you guys to work so hard!
(Thumbs up for BIGBANG who did better than our expectations!!!) Coni: You guys really worked hard!
(Weekly Idol is giving everything they have) Doni: There's a last present for BIGBANG? Coni: We prepared a present for BIGBANG who worked hard~
Doni: There's another one? / Coni: Yes
(A suspicious present entered) Daesung: What's that? / Doni: Wow so many presents~ Coni: If you take a look here~~
Doni: We are pretty generous~ Considering that we're giving it with you~ Coni: Aigo! This is a huge present!
(Detected a danger signal) Coni: First, please raise your right hand~
G-Dragon: I'm not going to do this! I know what is this!
(His thumb is escaping from danger) Coni: Let's just stamp your thumbprint first~ Daesung: It's an agreement to come on this show again!
Coni: This is not an agreement contract~ Daesung-ah! This is not an agreement contract!
(Hiding his thumb tightly) Coni: This is not an agreement contract~ Daesung-ah! This is not an agreement contract!
Doni: This is not an agreement~ G-Dragon: Be careful! X2
(Give us your thumb, two big men are threatening Daesungie) Doni: This is nothing~ Coni: Just do it~ Do you want this?
(We won't promote if it's not good, BIGBANG, you have to take a look 1st...) Doni: Should we stamp it ourselves? X3 Coni: This is nothing~
Doni: 1,2,3,4,5~ Okay!
(Doni stamped his thumbprints as BIGBANG's representative)
(BIGBANG seeing themselves get defrauded with their eyes) T.O.P: This hyungnim stamped it! He used his own thumb to stamp it!
(We can't just send BIGBANG off like this) Doni: Just like that~ Our agreement contract~ DoniConi: Yes~ It is done~
(Underground 3rd floor... is a scary place...) Coni: Daesung thumbprinted all of them, right? Doni: Yes he did~
Doni: We, BIGBANG, were really happy after filming today~ After T.O.P's discharge from the army, we promise that we will come on again as a whole group during our comeback
(GD STEALS THE CONTRACT)
(EIIIII)
(JIYONG-IE PLEASE STOP)
(Our precious agreement contract...) Doni: Give it back!
(We will wait for BIGBANG's discharge...) DoniConi: It's a promise! Doni: Take it away because if they saw it they will be excited again~
(Long-awaited ending speech) Doni: Lastly, do you have anything to say? Anything that made you felt like it was a pity?
(GD is 100% satisfied with today's recording) G-Dragon: There was nothing we felt regretful about~ Coni: Do you want to do more stuff?
Daesung: No no no! We want to leave quickly
(There's no any other program which drag like this anymore...) Doni: Everyone, we prepared a last present-like corner~ Taeyang: Again? Another present? / Daesung: Corner?!
Doni: The present is...
(The 2X Speed Dance that everyone is anticipating) Doni: 2X Speed Dance~ Daesung: What are you talking about?!
(Please... let us go home...)
G-Dragon: Hyung! Please stop T_T
Daesung: Is this broadcast going to go on for 16 weeks?! Why are we recording so many things?
(The workers are whining that they want to go home) G-Dragon: We already showed everything! Daesung: What is this?! The filming length could last the broadcasts for 16 weeks!
(If it's possible, they feel like filming for 2 days 1 night) Coni: Okay~ We will begin to film Weekly Idol BIGBANG special part 2 right now~
Coni: So for the next 4 hours, we will spend time with BIGBANG together
(His hyperactivity disappeared because he was too flustered from this situation)
Doni: Because after today, they won't come on this show again! We have to make them show us everything!
Doni: You're not going to come on again, right? If yes, you don't have to do this
(The come-on-again-promise is so easy) G-Dragon: We will come on again~
(Real...Really?) Doni: You're going to come on again? When?
Doni: When?
(GD's eyes, nose & lips are being sincere) G-Dragon: Whenever~
(Promise...Stamp...Copy...) Coni: Next time when we prepare 2X Speed dance... Doni: Are you going to come?!
(Hesitating) Seungri: Yes? / Coni: Jiyong said he will come~ Doni: He will come here again~
Coni: T.O.P said he will come again too~
(Pass the bomb to T.O.P hyung) Seungri: Are you going to come on again? T.O.P: Yes I will come on again, but we will dance 2X Speed too~
(This is just a piece of cake) T.O.P: Yes I will come on again, but we will dance 2X Speed too~
(We love you Choi Seung Hyun, milky skin Choi Seung Hyun) Doni: Let's go! X4
(He went back to home temporarily, T.O.P came back again) Taeyang: Solo! X2
(I'm feeling great again!!)
(You can't go back anymore) G-Dragon: Can't we change it to T.O.P hyung's solo dance?
(Today's broadcast's Hard Carry Bingu T.O.P) Doni: Oldest hyung is really good! Coni: He said he's going to do 2X speed dance!
Coni: He's going to do it! Omo~
(Before BIGBANG changes their mind, rapidly do the stage setting) Doni: Because it will be very tiring, so let's do the ending speech 1st~
Doni: We spent the time together today, Daesung, how do u feel?
(The 2 weeks broadcast time is like 8 months long) Daesung: Who knows this might be a 32 weeks broadcast? Everyone,
(The broadcast is full of 8 months charm) Daesung: Thank you for being together with us for these 32 weeks~ Firstly, I had a lot of fun too~
Daesung: Because there's no setting, I thought that you didn't prepare anything at all
(A hidden busy underground 3rd floor schedule) Daesung: But unexpectedly it's full of variety! It's been a fun time, thank you very much~ Doni: Thank you for coming on too~
Doni: How about our episode Seungri?
(Like he's been waiting for it, a formal speech) Seungri: Actually, I watch Weekly Idol a lot too~ In the future, just like Weekly Idol,
(We thought he's an CEO) Seungri: It will be good if there are more programs to let the rookie groups to show their talents~
(Are you going for election somewhere?) Taeyang: Oh! Vocal office! Daesung: I thought he's the president of Kpop Star!
Doni: I thought he's going to take office as president!
(Whatever others say, he continues his speech) Seungri: I hope everyone in the entertainment industry can create more space for the rookies to show their talent~
T.O.P: I think this part will get cut! Doni: I think he's going to get cut too~
Doni: How about Taeyang? / Taeyang: For me,
Taeyang: Compared to other programs, I think we are more comfortable here, with Doni hyung, we are able to film this happily~
Taeyang: Even though we don't know when will it be, but all 5 of us will come on again to show you our interesting side~
(T.O.P hyung did it HIGHHIGH today) Doni: Our High~ T.O.P! High T.O.P~
T.O.P: Among all the programs we filmed in the past 10 years, this is the most
(His 1st time in a mosquito-like program after debut) Doni: We did everything so fast within such a short time~
Doni & G-Dragon: No one ask you to do all these!
T.O.P: But according to our fans, this is the No. 1 program that they wanted us to be on~
(VIPs, thanks for the luck) T.O.P: But according to our fans, this is the No. 1 program that they wanted us to be on~
T.O.P: Because it's been a long time seeing our Korean fans,
(He's burning for VIP's today) T.O.P: "Let's be funnier to make this memorable", we thought like that and worked hard
(WE ARE GOING TO DO 2X SPEED DANCE <3) T.O.P: Please enjoy this, and we are going to do 2X speed dance now~
(TABI IS A REAL MAN)
(Couldn't say a word) Doni: GD~
(Hehet)
(Everything was my fault...) G-Dragon: Firstly, because I made a random promise...
(Our Yongie don't be like that) Doni: Don't even say that! / G-Dragon: The members~
(He can't hold himself, excessive adrenaline again) G-Dragon: "How would my members think?", I was worrying about it...
Doni: Everyone was so high!
(The leader is shocked by the member's adaptability) G-Dragon: I didn't expect this~ It's great that they like it~
(The hot pink is attracting our attention with his existence) G-Dragon: It's been a long time, with Hyungdon hyung & Conn hyung~ Doni: They are playing already!
(So happy) G-Dragon: Please let me talk~ Coni: I think T.O.P can even be our permanent guest~
G-Dragon: Our long-awaited 3rd full album! Please love it more~
(Because of GD, it's been a happy time) Doni: Because of GD's promise, it's so special that we can see the whole BIGBANG on Weekly Idol~
(Impatience MAX status) Doni: Because of GD's promise, it's so special that we can see the whole BIGBANG on Weekly Idol~
Doni: With their 3rd full album, we wish that they will stay together forever / Coni: Forever!
Doni: The music! Which one should we use for 2X Speed?
Daesung: We're using Doni: Ah~
(He was ready since just now) Taeyang: He's dancing it alone, right?
Doni: We will show you how it will sound like~ To give you time for preparation~ Let's listen to it
(2X Speed dance trial)
(Oh yeah) (Excited)
(At the point where you can't stop T.O.P's dance) Doni: Excuse me! Sorry but please just listen to the music! Just the music!
Doni: You can dance later! Please wait for a while!
Doni: We're starting from the beginning~ X2 Taeyang: Hyung, you have to be at the center
(Indeed Dance God Dance T.O.P at the center) Doni: Until now, it was BIGBANG~
(BIGBANG's 2X Speed dance will be revealed later) Doni: Until now, it was BIGBANG~
Doni: We're starting from the beginning~ X2 Taeyang: Hyung, you have to be at the center
(Dance God Dance T.O.P at the center) Doni: Until now, it was BIGBANG~
(SCREAM! IT'S GODBANG) Doni: Until now, it was BIGBANG~
(T.O.P, staffs & VIPs who wanted this 2X Speed Dance)
(GAN-G EXPLOSION)
(EVERY VIPs, COME ON COME ON) Doni: LET'S GO~~
(2X SPEED DANCE BOOSTER STARTED) *HAHAHAHA TOP GORILLA AF XD <3*
(Dance T.O.P's shocking aura)
(The group-knife dance that we wanted to see) Doni: YOU CAN DO IT! X3
(CHOI TOP COME ON)
(2X SPEED IS MY STYLE)
(Flap) (Flap)
(They are just like his sesame, 2X speed dance scene)
(Killing part fairy enters)
(Finally the highlight part)
(One two) (One two)
(My brain is spinning & spinning again)
(No one can move, ALL STOP)
(Stop right there)
(Aiming your heart, BANG! BANG! BANG!)
(HAHA)
(2X speed dance turn into a variety now)
(You will laugh as you look into my eyes)
(This guy has already no battery)
(For GD-nim's body health, 2x speed dance ends here)
Doni: Until now, it's BIGBANG!!!
(Next Wednesday 6PM, Weekly Idol will be a HIT!)